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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 12:39

Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are some recommended foods for reducing eye fatigue?
No way
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Tesla's Imminent Valuation Crash? (NASDAQ:TSLA) - Seeking Alpha
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Which type of earbuds, wired or wireless, is better for sleep and why?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Scientists delve into Hells Canyon cave to solve mystery of America's deepest gorge - Live Science
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why Mets are positioned to fare better than Yankees in latest Dodgers series - New York Post
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?