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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 12:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What are some recommended foods for reducing eye fatigue?

No way

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

Tesla's Imminent Valuation Crash? (NASDAQ:TSLA) - Seeking Alpha

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Still no good.

Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Which type of earbuds, wired or wireless, is better for sleep and why?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Scientists stunned as heat caught on camera ‘bouncing like sound’ for first time ever - Daily Express US

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Scientists delve into Hells Canyon cave to solve mystery of America's deepest gorge - Live Science

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Is it socially acceptable for individuals to wear clothing typically associated with the opposite gender? What are some reasons for or against this practice?

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Report: ‘Bitcoin Family’ Ditches Hardware Wallets for Steel Seeds After Global Crypto Kidnapping Scare - Bitcoin.com News

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

Then came..

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why Mets are positioned to fare better than Yankees in latest Dodgers series - New York Post

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?