What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Innocent before proven guilty

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?